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**Cavalier** · November 10th, 2002, 04:16 PM

oh god even my face cant save me from her wrath!! O_____O *hides under a rug where no one can find him*

**Shiinigami** · November 10th, 2002, 04:22 PM

*WARNING sign appears on screen*
someguy1: What the... Whats happening?
someguy2: its the beast,sir! The beast has awaken! We cant control it!!
other guy: Its energy level is off the chart!
Another guy: Oh no! Its breaking through the barrier!! AHH!!!!
Leaderguy: My god.... What in the world have we done? God have mercy upon us all.....

**Cavalier** · November 10th, 2002, 04:28 PM

*in a nearby kingdom*

villiage idiot: SIRE SIRE the beast hath fallen upon our kingdom!! oh we are all doomed!! T___T

king: hush fool! and dance for me whilst i eat hither grapes that these fine maidens feed to me! XD

idiot: but sire!

king: OFF WITH HIS HEAD! >/

idiot: t__t

**Xellos** · November 10th, 2002, 04:32 PM

*sits in middle of big wide openfield drinking tea and pocky, both which he sole from mitsu-chan*

^^ *waits for Mitsu to show up*

Heheh... my ultra smart plan to defeat Mitsuzilla must work, ro the world is doomed! *points to various figure in the background*
XD

**Shiinigami** · November 10th, 2002, 04:38 PM

*Come Sweet Death plays in background*
Is this the third impact??! Noooo! I dont wanna die!!!

**Cavalier** · November 10th, 2002, 04:42 PM

NO MAN ITS WORSE MAN!! *whips out dream catcher*

maaan its all over for the world maaan

**Shiinigami** · November 10th, 2002, 04:44 PM

kid: Are we dead yet?
kids dad: No.
kid: Are we dead yet?
kids dad: No.
kid: Are we dead yet?
kids dad: No.
kid: Are we dead yet?
kids dad: No.
kid: Are we dead yet?
kids dad: No.
kid: Are we dead yet?
kids dad: No.
kid: Are we dead yet?
kids dad: NOW YOU ARE!!! *kills*

**Xellos** · November 10th, 2002, 04:50 PM

*Puts on gloves and oragne tinted glasses, and hires a crew, consisting of:

100s of nameless workers

a bunch nof monolitrhs which actually were SEELE, but the old guys were annoying so got killed

a weird rock and rooller

a nerd in love w/...

the uber hottie who's the commander of the troops

a lesbian who's in love w/...

the computer genius scientist, who's uber hot and has dyed hair

the old guy who serves no purpose but to ahve cryptic conversations w/...

me, Ikari Xellos!*

Now... *finds his long lost daughter, Mai, who hates him for abandoning her after his wife, Urd was killed*

Mai. I need you to pilot this Bishoungelion for me. Will you?

Mai: I HATE YOU! I want everyone to die! *blah blah blah blah*

screw melodrama *throws Mai in skin tight plugsuit and throws in plug of BIS-01, which happens to contain his wife Urd in it as it's sould**

*clones his wife Urd, into a young emotionless young girl, named Kaoni*

Pilot the big girly boy robot, Kaoni.

Kaoni: Yes sir. *gets in skin tight plugsuit and gets in BIS-00

*now finds a mail order German girl w/ fiery temper and genisu, named Reiko*

Reiko, pilot BIS-02 *Blah blah blah*

reikO: FINE! I'll show everyone WHO"S the BEST!

Spread AF Fields to full power! (Absolute Fag Field) Prepare for the Mitsuzilla!

*Mitsuzilla runs into AF fields and gets turned on by the big gay girly boy robots and takes them off to her underground lair on Yaoi fangirl island ( [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) and does sadistic yaoi things w/them*

girls; HELP!

Ikari Xellos: The day is saved. now I shall be reunited w/my long lost wife Urd! *calls the goddess relief officephoneline*

Honey! It's me!

Urd; Ok, I'll be abck ina minute! *Teleports through xXel's mini tv*

Xel: *goes off to have sex*